Yoknakfum is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured horse.

Yoknakfum created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoknakfum, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yoknakfum, it will turn you into a dog.

Yoknakfum's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Yoknakfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yoknakfum.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. You must never eat corn.