Vabvidmil is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise crane.

Vabvidmil created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabvidmil, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vabvidmil, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vabvidmil's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Vabvidmil's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry voles.

2. Always help birds in need.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always treat snakes with great respect.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.