Mumrawlitzast is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, fast jackal.

Mumrawlitzast created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Mumrawlitzast, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mumrawlitzast, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Mumrawlitzast's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Mumrawlitzast's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five bats approach from the south.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

4. Never eat melons.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mumrawlitzast.