Yabyedhen is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing armadillo.

Yabyedhen created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yabyedhen, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yabyedhen, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yabyedhen's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Yabyedhen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five great tits approach from the west.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Yabyedhen.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not hurt doves.