Gephatbod is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, cheerful bear.

Gephatbod created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gephatbod, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gephatbod, she will be mildly annoyed.

Gephatbod's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Gephatbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gephatbod's name in vain.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gephatbod.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not cook food in pots.