Fatliptan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient finch.

Fatliptan created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatliptan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fatliptan, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Fatliptan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fatliptan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Always treat great tits with great respect.

4. Erect three gold sculptures of Fatliptan on top of important buildings.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.