Likbutdot is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident
centaur.
Likbutdot created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Likbutdot, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Likbutdot, it will be mildly annoyed.
Likbutdot's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Likbutdot's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Always obey Likbutdot's priests.
3. You must love Likbutdot.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never talk about sharks.