Yimjipfod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient jackal.

Yimjipfod created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Yimjipfod, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yimjipfod, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yimjipfod's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Yimjipfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think ill of sick shrews.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yimjipfod.

5. Respect your elders.