Dogbaparfquamnullnatvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, loving wyvern.

Dogbaparfquamnullnatvonk created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dogbaparfquamnullnatvonk, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dogbaparfquamnullnatvonk, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dogbaparfquamnullnatvonk's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dogbaparfquamnullnatvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near moths while wearing indigo shoes and balancing four zinc spheres on your hands.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

3. Never hurt birds.

4. Never wear black coats.

5. Never look at planets.