Bogtonklan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful gerbil.

Bogtonklan created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogtonklan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogtonklan, she will not care at all.

Bogtonklan's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bogtonklan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lentils.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Worship no other gods but Bogtonklan.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.