Fudmitpark is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, weak frog.

Fudmitpark created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Fudmitpark, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fudmitpark, she will destroy your home solar system.

Fudmitpark's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Fudmitpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Put Fudmitpark first in all things.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never play with disobedient children.