Rilkamyar is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, humane meerkat.

Rilkamyar created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilkamyar, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rilkamyar, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rilkamyar's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Rilkamyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rilkamyar.

5. Do not stand on grass.