Femstipvol is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, clever turtle.

Femstipvol created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Femstipvol, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Femstipvol, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Femstipvol's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Femstipvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not take Femstipvol's name in vain.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.