Tommumsit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless narwhal.

Tommumsit created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tommumsit, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tommumsit, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Tommumsit's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tommumsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.