Fatjipjat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, resourceful squid.

Fatjipjat created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatjipjat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fatjipjat, she will send minions to preach to you.

Fatjipjat's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fatjipjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Worship no other gods but Fatjipjat.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.