Cebnilldan is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, able ant.

Cebnilldan created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebnilldan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cebnilldan, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cebnilldan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cebnilldan's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cebnilldan.

2. Hide if four doves approach from the south.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never feed bananas to birds while wearing orange rings.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.