Bimlegcip is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent crocodile.

Bimlegcip created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimlegcip, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bimlegcip, he will ignore you.

Bimlegcip's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bimlegcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must pray to Bimlegcip seven times a day.

5. Do not eat onions.