Cippidtim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, boastful porpoise.

Cippidtim created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cippidtim, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cippidtim, it will strike you with lightening.

Cippidtim's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cippidtim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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