Cednillflan Mabweemeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, resourceful weasel.

Cednillflan Mabweemeg created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cednillflan Mabweemeg, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cednillflan Mabweemeg, it will not care at all.

Cednillflan Mabweemeg's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cednillflan Mabweemeg's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Always help dolphins.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never skip near goats.