Hadhinpin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-confident armadillo.

Hadhinpin created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadhinpin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hadhinpin, she will turn you into a tree.

Hadhinpin's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Hadhinpin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hadhinpin.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not kill ants.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

5. Do not eat coconuts.