Mishivfit is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, intelligent hummingbird.

Mishivfit created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mishivfit, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mishivfit, it will jump up and down on your head.

Mishivfit's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Mishivfit's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Always treat horses with great respect.