Funtonflow is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered camel.

Funtonflow created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funtonflow, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Funtonflow, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Funtonflow's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Funtonflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. Never think ill of sick gulls.

3. Hide from pink nematodes for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always wear green.