Bopbugtar is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever monkey.

Bopbugtar created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopbugtar, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bopbugtar, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bopbugtar's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bopbugtar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks.

2. Bopbugtar loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.