Flatdimbit is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witless eagle.

Flatdimbit created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatdimbit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flatdimbit, she will destroy your favourite star.

Flatdimbit's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Flatdimbit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Flatdimbit on top of important buildings.
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