Gildudmin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, happy parrot.

Gildudmin created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gildudmin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gildudmin, it will turn you into a frog.

Gildudmin's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Gildudmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Never wear cyan scarves.

4. Never paint your neck green.

5. Fast once a month.