Kipmip Pinmipzig Fobbossfas is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, pitiless squid.

Kipmip Pinmipzig Fobbossfas created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipmip Pinmipzig Fobbossfas, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kipmip Pinmipzig Fobbossfas, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kipmip Pinmipzig Fobbossfas' most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Kipmip Pinmipzig Fobbossfas' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.