Jonvadfob is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying bird.

Jonvadfob created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jonvadfob, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jonvadfob, he will turn you into a goat.

Jonvadfob's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Jonvadfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Erect four titanium sculptures of Jonvadfob on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Never eat green fruit.