Godzigfendanyik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful duck.

Godzigfendanyik created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Godzigfendanyik, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Godzigfendanyik, he will ignore you.

Godzigfendanyik's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Godzigfendanyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of aardvarks.

2. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never skip near squirrels.

5. Godzigfendanyik loves mice, so they must be respected.