Hakflysat is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, staggering hare.

Hakflysat created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakflysat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hakflysat, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hakflysat's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Hakflysat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Retreat if seven otters approach from the north.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always treat horses with great respect.