Targcemvogbopbopnig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional jellyfish.

Targcemvogbopbopnig created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targcemvogbopbopnig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Targcemvogbopbopnig, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Targcemvogbopbopnig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Targcemvogbopbopnig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven manatees approach from the south.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Targcemvogbopbopnig.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

5. Do not chop down trees.