Yikmaptam is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, prudent dragon.

Yikmaptam created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikmaptam, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yikmaptam, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yikmaptam's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Yikmaptam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Yikmaptam on top of all buildings.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Worship no other gods but Yikmaptam.