Gebrigved is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent fly.

Gebrigved created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebrigved, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gebrigved, it will jump up and down on your head.

Gebrigved's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Gebrigved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gebrigved's name in vain.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. You must love Gebrigved.

5. Always help capybaras.