Bigyartcar is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying jaguar.

Bigyartcar created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigyartcar, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bigyartcar, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bigyartcar's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bigyartcar's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are not to be trusted.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Bigyartcar in the centre of the settlement.

3. Bigyartcar loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.