Gubgebaflistdavgep is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty zebra.

Gubgebaflistdavgep created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Gubgebaflistdavgep, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gubgebaflistdavgep, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gubgebaflistdavgep's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gubgebaflistdavgep's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Run away from mauve porpoises, for they are unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.