Volbomnil is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, uncaring centipede.

Volbomnil created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Volbomnil, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Volbomnil, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Volbomnil's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Volbomnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured gulls.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near sheep while wearing yellow dresses and balancing five platinum spheres on your neck.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Volbomnil must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not listen to music.