Cidsasrag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring alligator.

Cidsasrag created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidsasrag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cidsasrag, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cidsasrag's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cidsasrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt moths.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.