Tambudnig is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome owl.

Tambudnig created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tambudnig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tambudnig, he will turn you into a tree.

Tambudnig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tambudnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of voles.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Hide from gray eagles for they are unholy.

5. Always take life seriously.