Rawhomvigbell is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, witty meerkat.
Rawhomvigbell created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Rawhomvigbell, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in Rawhomvigbell, it will turn you into a small brown duck.
Rawhomvigbell's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Rawhomvigbell's Holy Commandments
1. Never paint your chest gray.
2. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.
3. Always help sick horses.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Never wear mauve coats.