Rawhomvigbell is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, witty meerkat.

Rawhomvigbell created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawhomvigbell, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rawhomvigbell, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Rawhomvigbell's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Rawhomvigbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest gray.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

3. Always help sick horses.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never wear mauve coats.