Honflylog is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, omnipotent rat.

Honflylog created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honflylog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Honflylog, it will laugh at you.

Honflylog's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Honflylog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never sing in the presence of birds.

3. Honflylog must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.