Tafsidkom is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, narcissistic fly.

Tafsidkom created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafsidkom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tafsidkom, it will cry a lot.

Tafsidkom's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Tafsidkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.