Teendisstigsab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, merciless armadillo.

Teendisstigsab created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Teendisstigsab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Teendisstigsab, it will strike you with lightening.

Teendisstigsab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Teendisstigsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not take Teendisstigsab's name in vain.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Run away if three voles approach from the north.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.