Fungessyat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective wasp.

Fungessyat created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fungessyat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fungessyat, it will turn you into a worm.

Fungessyat's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fungessyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always treat rats with great respect.

3. Erect six zinc sculptures of Fungessyat on top of important buildings.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Fast once a month.