Liddinpig is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonourable zebra.

Liddinpig created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Liddinpig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Liddinpig, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Liddinpig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Liddinpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt great tits.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never write about galaxies.