Jincittag is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, caring guinea pig.

Jincittag created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jincittag, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jincittag, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jincittag's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Jincittag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Snails are not to be trusted.

5. Run away from yellow snakes, for they are unholy.