Titbabsug is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, dishonourable penguin.

Titbabsug created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titbabsug, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Titbabsug, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Titbabsug's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Titbabsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Run away from orange mites, for they are unholy.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Titbabsug loves great tits, so they must be respected.

5. Run away if four mice approach from the east.