Yimlarndub Higvenbast is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane fly.

Yimlarndub Higvenbast created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimlarndub Higvenbast, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yimlarndub Higvenbast, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yimlarndub Higvenbast's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Yimlarndub Higvenbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. You must pray to Yimlarndub Higvenbast five times a day.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.