Cudhogtin Zednull is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, quiet eagle.

Cudhogtin Zednull created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Cudhogtin Zednull, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cudhogtin Zednull, she will ignore you.

Cudhogtin Zednull's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cudhogtin Zednull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Never talk about asteroids.