Komtarwigcubgon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm mink.

Komtarwigcubgon created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Komtarwigcubgon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Komtarwigcubgon, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Komtarwigcubgon's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Komtarwigcubgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Erect nine tin sculptures of Komtarwigcubgon on top of important buildings.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.