Butfubbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast dog.

Butfubbarn created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butfubbarn, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Butfubbarn, it will turn you into a frog.

Butfubbarn's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Butfubbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Butfubbarn must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. You must pray to Butfubbarn nine times a day.