Nurldabgombug is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able pigeon.

Nurldabgombug created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurldabgombug, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nurldabgombug, he will not care.

Nurldabgombug's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Nurldabgombug's Holy Commandments

1. Nurldabgombug loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurldabgombug.

3. You must pray to Nurldabgombug six times a day.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Worship no other gods but Nurldabgombug.